try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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