ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Randomize
