She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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