dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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