why didn't you poke me back
I hate all girls vehemently.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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