She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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