Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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