If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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