I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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