accomplished twins. life is a go
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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