He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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