I need help removing her.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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