I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Randomize
