I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
