A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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