I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Randomize
