I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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