Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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