That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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