Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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