problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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