I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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