How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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