She's JV to your varsity
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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