whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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