I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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