awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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