Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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