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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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