goodnight i made you a song goodbye
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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