You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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