You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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