I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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