is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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