She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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