I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
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