First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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