It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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