i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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