And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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