Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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