Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
what if I'm pregnant?
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I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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