So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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