college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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