My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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