i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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