And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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