I wish life had little blips of pornography
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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