I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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