life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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